This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on
THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE
TRASH FULL OF KITTENS
"better get off Tumblr now"
"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts
you sarcastic little shits
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto