lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

(via impulsetom)

(Source: community-channel-is-hectic, via guy)

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

(Source: sandandglass, via imincreasinglyaware)

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

(via guy)

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

(via guy)

(Source: pleathe, via timcgraws)

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

(Source: cineraria, via guy)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via vajjietales)

(Source: trumpetnoises, via guy)

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

(via vajjietales)

chicken-mcniggletts:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

go australia

(via javerts-ponytail)

spooktre:

Are cats even real?

(Source: shanedora, via guy)

emkaymlp:

elusivist:

darn-you-cumberbatch:

Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…

image

Is that…?

image

EEEEEEP!

IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME

nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME

(via bit-of-a-hermit)

smokinonthemoon:

blackwallflower:

airyairyquitecontrary:

PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Grumpy cloud

THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED

smokinonthemoon:

blackwallflower:

airyairyquitecontrary:

PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

Grumpy cloud

THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED

(via imincreasinglyaware)

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via impulsetom)