"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
foxes are the most important animals on earth
im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.
In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.
Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…
IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME
nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME
PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED
Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…