Im not plugging my charger into a woman
The last comment actually just killed me.
I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
I was always glad I said that. It was the only compliment I ever paid him.
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous